I'm the type of guy you don't tell what to do. I'm the guy who knows what he wants. I bend the rules: things go my way, and I don't pay the consequences. So, when I get into legal and financial trouble, I'm more than happy to take the plea deal to avoid a scandal. And what is that deal? Playing the part of Santa in one of the largest malls in New York. I'll get through it, go through the motions. Then I meet Alexis. She's timid, she's innocent, she's sexy. She should be on the Nice List for sure, but I'll put her on the Naughty List.