A high school lad not headed for boot camp at Fort Benning; rather, a boy more suited for an episode filmed at "Fort Benny Hill." Escaping for one night of camping? His concocted preparations have likely taken him a week. What outlandish, blundering equipment item will this computer-gaming nerd select next? Read and see why our millennial "camper" should never have been issued a permit to overnight anywhere. This greenhorn might not even survive the boat ride to Survivor. And if you fish near him? Hold onto your hat, and get ready to run.