Jimmy 'Guitar' Velvet isn't even a has-been; he's a never-was. After a short trip to the bottom of a river, Jimmy is about to undertake the adventure of a lifetime. The celestial bureaucracy ships him to Rock 'n Roll Heaven, where he meets the true icons of rock 'n roll-and learns that even 'heaven' is relative. But, what impact can a small-timer like Jimmy make on the biggest stage in the universe? *** Special Bonus*** The full text of the short story "Lucky Man" is included as a free bonus. Lucky Man is the story of a Big Man on Campus returning for his 20th class reunion and about revenge served very cold.