Meet the caricatures: Mutt Romnoid: The Panderer - A robot candidate without a personality or character Snoot Gingrich: The Professor - An intellectually dishonest candidate of kooky ideas with hefty baggage to match his girth P.Rick Perry: The Clown - A Yee-haw candidate without a clue Michele Babblethump: The Loony - Ms. Crazy Eyes who passionately defends Supply Side economics as the second coming of the savior Run Paul: The Radical - A perpetual candidate whose rabid supporters almost make him seem sane Herman Lametrain Pizza: The Victim - Undone by unsubstantiated rumors circulated by former mistresses and the lamestream media. Donald Dump: The ego-maniac whose public pronouncements are as absurd as his hair Saint Sarah: The babbling ex-beauty queen who can't seem to finish anything including her run-on sentences George B. Wush: The Has - Been whose 8 years in office are today recognized by historians as the low point in American history. It's all part of the Wacky World of Republican Politics. Read: Snoot Gangrene's: New Contract on America A special paid political advertisement by the Daft Saint Sarah for President committee. ... and join us for the Repugnicant National Unconvention, August 31-September 2, 2011 on college campuses across the U.S.A."