Relative Genius chronicles a variety of the funny, silly, and misguided things said and done by adults. It could be from a relative, a friend, or the relative genius of strangers that think of themselves as intelligent. It might be considered a malapropism, an eggcorn, or a misspoken idiom. Whatever the category, they are perfect for a good laugh, which we all should do more. Relative Genius is a compilation of humorous short reads from real life situations. There are over one hundred and forty situations, twenty-four illustrations, and three bones stories. Think "kids say the darndest things", only with adults. You can consume it for five minutes after work to de-stress or invite friends to share samples over drinks. If you want to feel better about yourself, or just feel like roaring with laughter, then this book is for you.