"Morbid, sarcastic, ballsy . . . and hilarious " Told from the hilarious and often times pessimistic perspective of a disgruntled paper fortune, REJECTED is a no-holds-barred tome of hilarious bad advice (mis-fortunes you'll never see from the cookies at your local Chinese restaurant) that will make you laugh out loud Read hundreds of rejected fortunes that were too harsh ("You suck"), too ballsy ("Be nice to others. It's the only way to con them."), and too sarcastic for your regular fortune cookie to handle. Just don't say I didn't warn you.