Cy is that guy. The one that Murphy's Law was created for. When he steps into line at the grocery check-out, the line stops moving. Traffic lights always turn red as he approaches. He always gets the piece of cherry pie with a pit in it. He is the one who exists for the rest of us to observe and say, "Hey, my life isn't really so bad after all." Now he's back after 35 years to play out his poor existence for your schadenfreude again. Buck up, people, it could be worse. And Cy is just the man to prove that.