Years ago, one of the greatest rock bands of all time did a gig in North Somerset, and naturally the newspaper covered the event: `Thousands go to see rock legends in Somerset' / `Thousands see Queen in Bath'. Which article would you read? The art of the headline writer is to inform, to amuse ... but mainly to attract attention. Here are some of the finest headlines ever written - some clever, many amusing, a few hilarious, a handful confused, some downright bizarre ... but all genuine.