Rastacops To Fear Not Sneer. These are continuing funny stories about a group of Rastamen running an English village Cop station set in the 1980's, and they are known as The Rastacops. Because of there incompetence they give their Sergeant a very hard time. They speak in broken English/Jamaican slang. There prioritise are: Women, Rum, buying swag and then enforcing the law. Chapter 1 - The Arrival Chapter 2 - Bomb Blues Chapter 3 - Frisky Frolics Chapter 4 - Shenanigans Chapter 5 - Down At The Seaside Chapter 6 - Dreaded Duel Chapter 7 - Judge Dread