Pop Culture is the Opiate of the Masses! Come follow a mysterious, glitchy narrator who races through the universe, tasked with warning any sentient species about humanity's cautionary fail. Our narrator attempts to answer humanity's greatest philosophical questions to create a history of what led to their extinction. But our narrator can never surpass our radio waves, those careless whispers Earth has leaked into the universe, tickling any alien listeners with the absurdity of humanity. (¿ Saxophone Solo ¿) Who did let the dogs out? What does the fox say? Is Disney really liable for large-scale child exploitation & abuse in its pop star puppy mills? Can Tone Def Records create an automated pop star & trick the masses? What happens when AI takes over humanity's emotional language & manipulates them with it? Can the Wondaland hackers hijack pop culture to drive attention to their impending extinction? Will a spoonful of sugary pop music help this meditation on our existential threats go down? Confused? You won't be after you read this Gitchie, Gitchie, Ya-Ya Dadaist, tour de farce masterpiece!