Handsome and charming, Jack Spade is the most popular guy in town. He's also a womanizer. A twenty-eight year-old Hugh Hefner, only much better looking and a little less committed to his women. When he's abducted by an alien with the hots for him, however, attempts to turn off the charm aren't very effective and he has to try his best to be the worst boyfriend in the universe to get her to dump him. It's a humorous sci-fi novella that shows that love can find you anywhere, even when you're a million light-years away from home.