"Qona The Cimelian" is an erotic parody of Robert E. Howard's brilliantly imagined Hyborian Age in general, plus of elements of Robert Jordan's excellent "Conan The Invincible" - my Qona, however, being a female - though other fantasy tomes and genres are also poked at.Having just conquered both Hyperbolia and the volatile Queen Vanitar the Crude, Empress Qona's Horde next successfully annexes Paramora with little resistance. Setting up base in the capital, Shagbizar the Crooked, Qona is angered when her favourite houri and other beauties of The House of Joyful Lust are saucerously whisked away under her very nose. Initially believing that a fabled woman bandit known as the Yellow Tit is behind the kidnappings, she rides out in pursuit with a small group - though she also finds that she has to deal with the most swordid saucerer of all, Amfetamar the Foul Please be warned that this novella contains explicit descriptions of the sex act: lesbian, fantasy 'feminine transgender' and heterosexual. If you are under the age of 18 or are opposed to explicit erotica, please do not purchase this tome. All fictional characters in this novella are aged 18 or over.