Danny's fed up. Young and impatient he can't understand why his life is taking so long to get started. And the biggest pain in his over analytical butt? A love life that makes Mr Bean look like a whore banging sex god. So it is that a cynical and clinical Danny decides to take the risk out of dating and devise a score card for evaluating potential partners. In spite of the protests from Sally (his chubby girl pal back at the office) and the clumsy assistance of his ever present best pal Sam, Danny's scoring system soon roots out that 'special' someone to complete his dream; Geraldine is bright and pretty and ticks all his boxes. Things couldn't be going better for the young couple but when a violent explosion at work blows away Danny's superficial values all that's left is an innocence that challenges every decision made so far in his quest for happiness.