This book offers something new and unique: a selection of quotations from books that never existed, by authors who never lived. These imagined fragments present insight, wit, obscurity, double entendre, hilarity, and more. Thematically, the book touches upon everything under the sun-life, love, work, play, art, music, dream, knowing and not knowing, tradition, utopia, old movies, ads, the Elizabethans (!), the Internet, loss. This tome may be picked up and dabbled in profitably at any time of day!