"Help My hair is the source of all my problems " No. I am the source of all your problems. There are people in this world who unwittingly create the realities they share with others. I create the delusions. I visited you on your fifth birthday, and I would have been there regardless of whether you'd had the party. I was the monster you prayed to in public restrooms after your parents decided you were old enough to pee alone. Remember the night I babysat for you and recruited you into extremism? You probably don't. We didn't talk much. I check in on you every so often to see how you've changed, but you can't recall my face. Maybe this will refresh your memory. These 19 short stories by Mynah K pay brief visits to people of all different ages, and all different times and places, who all share a common problem. This collection includes the stories: "Tracking Shot," "Klaipeda-Scope," "Prayers to Thoughtful Monsters," "Maddie," "Mirror Neurons," "Knowledge Permanence," "My Hair is the Source of All My Problems," "The Audience," "Clearer from a Distance," "Smiles," "God-Proof Field," "Chicken Tikka Masala," "Am I the Wrong Person?," "One Inch Voice," "The Other Extreme," "A Nose So Strong," "The Opposite of Life," "Losers and Dreamers," and "No-School Day."