Kto by mog podumat', chto zhurnalistu Aleksandru pridetsya spasat' lyubovnika svoey byvshey zheny, striptizera i al'fonsa Vovu, a potom vmeste s nim iskat' ee ubiytsu? Prostoe, na pervyy vzglyad, prestuplenie prishlos' rasputyvat' s uchastiem predstaviteley Interpola i eshche kuchi raznykh mirovykh razvedok... A uzh kogda k delu podklyuchilsya byvshiy kinorezhisser, a nyne sheykh Akhmed i ego plemyannik-mafiozi Lui, to dela zavertelis' neshutochnye