Do you savour your peace and quiet every time you drop some hefty deuces in the loo? What if you can learn something new while enjoying this mini relaxation period?

- Poo humour, facts, customs, and references from around the world
- Learn on the loo!
- Includes a personal poo tracker
Transform your bathroom breaks into a delightful escape with this quirky guide to all things poo-related! Whether you're enjoying a moment of peace or tackling a tricky situation, this book offers a treasure trove of fun and knowledge to keep you entertained.

Inside you'll find:

- A humorous journey through the evolution of toilets, from ancient Rome to modern plumbing
- A collection of the best toilet humour
- The dos and don'ts of toilet customs from around the world
- Amusing references in classical literature that will make you lose your shit (literally)
- A quiz to identify animal droppings
- Fascinating folklore related to poop from cultures around the globe
- A tracker for your own bowel movements with a humorous twist, plus a bonus chart to decode the 7 types of poops!

The perfect book to pick up during your personal time on the loo, while you're trying your best to release the beast!