The road to hell is paved with good intentions. That's what they say, anyway. Who are they? I don't know, but apparently they weren't very big on good intentions. Whatever their case may have been, we've all entered into various courses of action with tremendous intentions only to find the end result far removed from what was initially desired. Maybe it was a stimulating conversation about politics which somehow devolved into a debate over botched boob jobs. It could have been a road trip in the pre-GPS days which resulted in you being placed smack-dab in the middle of nowhere. Regardless of the scenario, you were left wondering just how in the heck you wound up here instead of there. You simply, somehow, got lost along the way. If you do decide to hear out this story, Derek Mobley would like all of you to know that he entered into every obstacle with the very best intentions.