A ploitering slacker attends a surreal business conference in Orlando and finds that it's difficult to fully escape the American nightmare theme park: PIGGLEYLAND, where absurd and abominable secrets are exposed. Features: Giant Alligator, Nazi Clowns, Hobo Kwisine, the Heavy Metal Band LAMBINATOR, Spectacular Volkswagen Crash, licentious behavior, Motorcycling Transvestite haunted by Ghostly Cows, the King O'Gravy Cafeteria, Killer Pelikans, and an elaborate dance sequence. ""uncomfortable, scathing, inane, intense, overdone, piercing, squirmy, breathtaking, ridiculous, affirming, completely over the top, wretched, sweet, maudlin, apoplectic, visceral, annoying, liberating, painful, emotional (in oh, so many, ways), and dirty. This, my friend, is a dirty, dirty, book."" -Stella Magdalen