Everyone seems to have an opinion about colored marshmallow birds, a migratory species that appears around holidays. Love 'em or hate 'em, they're as much a part of our culture as alcohol and the occasions we celebrate. So why not a guide to thoughtful pairings? The "peepdrinks" website started on a late-night dare, among a few friends in the author's apartment. After being reviewed in national media, the site gained thousands of followers - and got a makeover with professional studio photography and artistic design. Now the best-of-the-best are available in print Dozens of original cocktails take this ridiculous joke to perverse extremes. Any household with a tolerance for libation would welcome this colorful and irreverent collection of the absurd.