The best revenge is when they never see it coming. Even better, they never see it at all. Sort of like letting the office jerk walk around all day with his pants unzipped. Because revenge isn't about personal satisfaction. It's a settling of accounts. And this book settles more than a few. "Ferro conducts a hilarious discussion of what it's like to survive in America on menial wages." - JT Haines, Co-convener of The New Chicago Coalition, for Direction of Urban Affairs for the National Urban League, and all-around nice guy, Illinois "Smart, funny, informative, and wise." - Susan B., (obviously) a person of refined literary tastes, New Jersey "A confidential head-trip into Ferro's world, where any problem can be solved with a flask, a credit card, and a whip-smart sense of humor." - Joyce Hanson, author, A Couple of Savages, New York. Pour yourself a cocktail (or two, and make sure you lie to your doctor about this), and get ready to discover that you were right - about everything - all along. But you knew that.