Has anyone ever told you that parenting is hard, but didn't explain why? Are you a parent stunned by the shock of parenting a 2 to 4.99 year old, wondering why no one ever warned you what your life was about to become? Prepare yourself with this dryly humorous book with tips, tricks, lists, lessons learned, best practices and worst practices - to help get you through the 2 to 4.99 year old parenting stage. Remember: you are not alone.