Citizen, have "you" seen the black and yellow menace? They may have already infiltrated your workplace, "your school" or EVEN YOUR HOME I'm talking about wasps. WASPS OF THE MUTANT AND MAN-EATING VARIETY They hate you, they hate me and "they hate America." Has a wasp stung you or someone you love "for no reason at all?" Well that was probably just a regular wasp. They do that. Was the wasp THE SIZE OF A TRUCK at the time? "Then you encountered a mutant wasp " Perhaps a coworker has recently called in sick with a case of BEING PARALYZED AND THEN EATEN ALIVE FROM THE INSIDE OUT BY WASP OFFSPRING. This may be a sign he chanced upon a mutant wasp "Be vigilant " If you see one, SPEAK UP The Army is standing by, ready to kill on contact and keep on killing-even though this whole mutant wasp business was DEFINITELY AND TOTALLY NOT OUR FAULT. Together we can squish this threat.