FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY Nuisances: Director's Cut is unlike any other fantasy RPG sourcebook It is a tribute to the early years of fantasy roleplaying games, a parody of the current state of the genre, a guide to an alternate and more fun style of play, a manual for keeping cocky and annoying players off balance, and a poignant philosophical expression of the post-modern, 21st century worldview. It includes: * Hundreds of aggravating and awful and things that can happen to players * Scores of defective items * Unfortunate NPC personality traits * Many, many random d100, d12, and other Random Tables * 49 unsavory Feats, as well as a section on Subtypes * 59 character Defects * Rules on glasses and problems associated with wearing them * 31 cursed and unsavory Magic Items * An expanded selection of "Random Monster Pornography" * A new Archtypical nuisance NPC, along with two associated spells * A chapter on Skills * Many pieces of original art