Captain Happily Married, the heroic and dutifully wedded defender of Edison City, believes life is going well. Super Soccer Mom fights by his side, he wields incredible strength, flight, and the ability to hurl a unity candle with deadly accuracy, and, for the moment, he doesn't have any really serious enemies. All that's about to change. The Malevolent Med-Student has hatched a diabolical scheme to wreck the good Captain's marriage to Super Soccer Mom, so that he can claim their secret superhero base by intestacy Can he be stopped? Will Captain Happily Married be able to retain his title? Will their marriage survive the onslaught of supervillainy? Who knows?