Every single penny from the sale of this novel goes to Cancer Research UK. After unintentionally stealing a set of house keys from a man obsessed with David Dickinson, Neville ends up being kidnapped, twice, and fleeing for his life in the back of a transit van. As he races around England he tries desperately to avoid the wrath of Percival, a man with a bowler hat and a grudge who really wants to teach the lad a lesson for setting him on fire with a fridge.