Arrr Me, Hearties Avast ya pack of seadogs It's Captain Black from the wicked pirate catfish gang. I'm here to tell yas about a new book that stars me and me gang. Neptune's Trident it be called There's a lot of dogs in it too but don't let that put ya off. You see, me and that evil genius cat, Speed Bump Charlie, steal Neptune's Trident. Neptune you sees is powerless without it and me and the old alley cat plan to take over all the oceans and all the seas. I want to rule as an all-powerful being and Speed Bump Charlie wants a never-ending supply of fish to eat Astro and the rest of da mutts get caught up with some slippery characters as they try to foil our brilliant plans. Arrr Join the mystery and suspense in this fantastic children's book. You'll meet Neptune, the nuttiest god in the world, a small but delicious crab and there's even a special appearance from the Ugliest Dog in the World, Icky. So, what are you waiting for me hearties Get reading and if this book doesn't give you the biggest belly laugh you've had in a while I'll eat me pirate hat