The story looks at the world through the eyes of a four year old, NEONONCKLE, written on his behalf by his grandfather, DADA. Four year olds are not renowned for writing books. It starts at conception until Neononckle is four years of age, his story, his biography, through his eyes, for children see things differently to adults, the story captures these experiences, many funny, a lot off the scale, some sad, all exciting, totally hilarious. He remembers the parting from his MOTHER, she breathed, ate, slept for him up until then. His first warmth at her breast, FATHER, patiently waiting for the 'it' to be a 'he.' The traumatic experience when he realizes his birth is just before Christmas where he risks losing out big time on toys; tried to hold on but in vain. Meeting his sister, the PAIN, grandparents, all noses and nostrils, then home to meet the two dogs; he is the new boy on the block, and he intends to make an immediate mark. His priority is to train his parents, draws up a control list, for there is a lot which they need to learn, 'him' being in total charge, number one for a start. His first birthday, the party, presents, cake, a lone candle, he learns to move around, restrained by the 'contraption, ' he detests. The time he spends with his Dada and NANA, how they are easy to handle, pushovers compared to his parents. His trip to America where he is given a 'tub bin' that helps him think. Potty training, adult placating exercises, thinking them mad, the palaver they make each time he went to use his potty - his plan to own fire, but thwarted by his spoilsport mother. His first nursery experience - the changing seasons, snow, wind, rain, how things grow; death, how he sees it, all he needs to understand. The story is full of his experiences of life, each chapter written as if he, Neononckle, is writing the book, his story, told his way, the way a child sees the world in 31 chapters. The story is fun to read and a laugh from start to finish