100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. In the hospitality business since the age of ten, Tammy Mayhew lived by this vexing mantra. She served thousands of customers over her chaotic forty-year career: Naked Cowboys, Bird Brains, Creepy Cougars and Crazies…she has seen them all. She experienced a lifetime of insecurity after a devastating accident almost left her disfigured. While safely hiding behind a well-trained, albeit frustrated, smile, she graduated college and raised three children. One day, she knew it was time to un-script her life. In My Suite A$$! Tammy offers a no-holds-barred testament to what it's really like to keep everyone happy, all while trying to take care of oneself. With her signature honesty and humor, she gives a voice to both "Service Warriors" everywhere and to anyone looking to claim their authentic self. Whether it's from behind or in front of the waitress pad, the front desk, the cash register or keyboard, Tammy's perspective is laugh-out-loud funny and the stories shockingly true. Readers may recognize themselves; they may be inspired to un-script their own life-or, at the very least, they will laugh like hell and aspire to not be a d*ck!