Have you ever had a herd of cattle evolve before your very eyes from herbivores to carnivores during calving season? Have you experienced the thrill of having your left arm and right leg completely entangled in a lariat during a run of feedlot roping? Do you know how long a piece of PVC pipe should be for bull fighting? Do you know which "half-truths" can get you out of trouble with a city gal? "My Horse Got a Flat" is a collection of humorous short stories about modern cowboying. All the important cowboy issues of the day are covered: horses, saddles, pickups, cattle, roping, women, and most importantly, storytelling (also known as lying to some folks). So take a look and find out why cowboys always move cattle in a blizzard and learn the best ways to avoid losing the mirrors off a pickup when pasture roping.