Reader, you are holding the second of the Wonderful Moonie World EPICS, in which a Moonie Mission is sent to rescue a young newly-orphaned boy. Naturally, as is the nature of epics, this takes an entire book, which is a good thing, because there's so much more of it, meaning, your pleasure time is extended and this is what you are after, right? Of course. If you have read any of the other Moonie World books, you already know what I'm talking about and have some idea what you are in for; a live-recorded broadcast as it harpoons. Yup
But enough of that Reader, there is plenty of time to read on whereupon you will undoubtedly become a Moonie World devotee if you are not already. We advise you to chuck this ol' epic fairy-tale doozy in your shopping trolley. For now, and just because we can, let us use this opportunity to brazenly breach literary tradition and etiquette. Princess, just as an interesting pastime, let us share some of our favourite quotes, so that our new friend can check them out of they haven't already.