No tentacle monsters were harmed in the creation of this novel. An erotic science fiction novel from the mastermind of the Nobilis Erotica podcast. If there's something strange with your tentacle monster, who are you going to call? Dale Clearwater: Monster Whisperer. With her own ship and a menagerie of tentacle monsters, she travels from world to world, rehabilitating monsters and training the people who love them. From the amorphous, fluid Kritzoan to the stone-like Nalcheka, Dale embraces the monsters and records her encounters for a reality show that broadcasts to countless worlds. One might think there's nothing she couldn't, or wouldn't, do. Still, when she gets a call from her old colleague (and old flame), Dale nearly turns him down. Nearly. Joining him to capture a particularly dangerous monster is part of an adventure that has the potential to change their universe - or lose Dale her monsters, her ship, her show, and everything that she holds dear.