Momentary Lapses into Sanity is a collection of extremely short stories and illustrations designed to amuse and delight even the most cantankerous reader. It literally has something for everyone: self-aware zombies, action, deranged politicians, numerous T-rexes, time travel, romance, alternate dimensions, anti-corporate symbols of love, death, superheroes, magic, vampires, robot vampires, puppets, hobos, doughnuts, deity-allegory-lions, ninjas, spacemen, mutant asparagus monsters, rhinos that will steal your cookies, and so much more