What would happen if... -every wife, mother, aunt, sister, girlfriend, and grandmother became obsessed with eliminating every male's ability to penetrate? -the leaves from resim bushes growing on remote topical islands could shrink a male's organs until his groin was reduced to an effeminate slit and the roots of the resim bush femulated a male's rump? -a chemical found in tree bark on those same islands permanently removed a male's body hair except for his eyebrows and eyelashes and the hair on his head? -a Radical Gynocracy bent on world domination by women synthesized those natural chemicals into Minibate, a masturbation lubricant that gave males mind-altering orgasms? -Minibate was so irresistible that a single drop touching a male's penis would force him to continue minibating until his manhood was gone forever? Read about males' experiences with Minibate. Their tales are comical, shocking, erotic, creepy, satirical, lurid, disturbing, ironic, and bizarre. Warning: Graphic descriptions of male masturbation, orgasm, and ejaculation.