Sassy sayings from the Midwest fill the pages of Midwestern Swears. They are meant for entertainment purposes and are not intended to cause harm, or insult anyone (OK they are definitely intended to insult, but in a very "Midwest nice" sort of way). Sometimes after a long hard day you just need to relax. To sit back with a glass of pop and color the things you really want to say to all those suns of guns who ticked you off. Midwestern Swears is the perfect way to unwind and release that blue cloud of language you're just too polite to say to someone's face. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages and just calm your farm These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns with a few surprises... and they span the gamut of swears from "Oh, cheese and mice," to "Holy fuck buckets" including my personal favorite, "Holy Shitballs Batman " 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color - Hilarious subversive sayings from across the Midwest incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults - Each "Swear word" is Designed with multilayered beautiful patterns - Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing - The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level - Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) - Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through - The book is 8" x 10" complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Midwestern Swears right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together Oh, for fun WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for youngsters.