Read this book. It has words. Words that make up sentences and paragraphs about made up nonsense. These are the thoughts, made legible due to the vastness of the Internet, that a young man once thought. Thanks to social networking, he was able to share these things. And now, he has compiled them in a book, or three, I don't know. Right now though, there's this one. Here's a small sample... "So I was punching my way across my room today, like I do everyday, and I came to two conclusions; one, that bug won't bother me again, and two, this isn't my house." or... "I wish fewer vacations were to places and more were to times." Read it. Do it.