Forgotten a tissue and wiped your nose on the edge of your sleeve? Yes, you have. Come on, just admit it. However, Messy Max is 1) a male German Shepherd Dog and 2) the messiest dog in the whole, wide, world. We meet Messy Max with his food and water bowls. They are so messy that they are separated by six feet of social distancing. Next, Messy Max is lounging on his dog bed. He watches as his hair rolls across the floor. It is not because of the wind in the room! You can go investigate that further if you want to, I am out! I double dog dare you to finish this book.