A cop who isn't a cop. Kidnappers who aren't kidnappers. Mobsters who aren't mobsters. And a lady in distress who's neither a lady nor in distress. Hook never expected his career path to lead him to the most influential "legitimate businessman" in Kansas City but when he and his cat, Patch, faced eviction from their home that's where they arrived. Meet Hook and his small circle of "friends" as they navigate the streets of Kansas City while trying to not fall prey to crazy drivers, international mobsters, the local authorities, or a psychotic ex-girlfriend.