Give up your freedom, and you can have everything your heart desires . . . Welcome to the weird and wondrous world of the Human Corporation. It's a world where the color of the shirt you wear can cause your stock price to rise or plummet . . . where an entire Board of Directors has been hired to make all of your decisions for you, from what brand of toothpaste you use, to when you lose your virginity, to who you will marry . . . where no one in the world is more important to you than your investors. Admittedly, it's a strange place to grow up. But it's the only world that Harley Abel and Madison Cain know; and they are happy here . . . most of the time. Then, Harley and Madison fall in love, which, of course changes everything . . . Me and You, Inc. is a modern-day allegory, filled with mergers and acquisitions, love, lust and greed. In short, it is the romance novel Corporate America doesn't want you to read . . .