All the things you need to know about farming, politics, religion, drilling for oil, blondes, brunettes, booze and brawls. Comic, farmer, Mantecan and now author Chris Teicheira started writing his column 'Manteca to a T' in January 2014. Inspired by Patrick O'Leary and his 'Man about Town' column that ran in the Manteca Bulletin in the eighties, Chris tried to emulate the spirit of Manteca in a series of witty articles published in the Bulletin every Friday. If you can't find him in his tractor or somewhere at his farm chasing his deaf puppy Banshee, the five-time Modesto Area Music Awards nominee is probably touring one of the clubs in California, Nevada or Oregon with his stand-up routine. You can contact him at cateicheira@hotmail.com. And remember, ""It's not where ya do, it's what ya do. "