A Pythonesque horror set in Cornwall that delves into madness, mayhem and murder. Bianca Penhale, celebrity author, has a dark secret that must be protected at all costs. Her delightful Cornish fishing village is proud to have her, but the gossips have already started. Then Maldini the Magician discovers her secret and blackmails her. This triggers Bianca's dark side but Maldini has a few tricks up his sleeve. Bianca's troubles go viral when her conniving cousin, Hugh, arrives begging for money. His devious antics attract all manner of problems that soon spirals out of control, sending poor Bianca into despair. And if things weren't bad enough, she must do battle with witches, ghosts, werewolves, vampires, zombies and Piskies. Bianca's once cosy life has been turned upside down. Can she hold on to her dark side and survive the onslaught?