Do you hate reading books? Have the only books that you've read been forced upon you by your time spent in academia? Have you been told you have a drinking problem? Were you made in America? If you answered affirmative to any two of the above inquiries, then you are biologically more inclined to enjoy JMF Thomas's self-proclaimed literary masterpiece, Made in America. Mr. Thomas has taken the liberty of chronicling all of his drunken face-offs with life, thereby revealing things every freedom-loving American can relate to. If you cannot relate to his adventures, then you probably answered "no" to all of the previous questions and are either a terrorist or communist. Go back to your cave and/or sh%t country. For everyone else, journey with Thomas to a time when your only responsibility was to drink beer, run from the cops, and attempt to hook up with whatever wildebeest was still available at bar time. The only promise that can be made to you by embarking on this journey is that sh%t will get weird.