This little book is a compilation of student bloopers collected by the author (plus some from colleagues) in over 50 years of teaching college history. Bloopers include spelling, grammar, syntax, word choice, and (lack of) historical knowledge. The author has added commentary to make the bloopers more understandable. If you believe that the world is going to Hell in a Handbasket, and fast, your fears will be confirmed. If you do not so believe, you may change your mind after reading this opus. At least you will remember that Luther was a pudgy monk with glorious tail-feathers.