Love is a horrible thing - horribly funny, often disgusting and totally inappropriate. In this 366 poem collection (one for every day), love is tampered with in ways that should disturb everyone. What will you find more disturbing: the total lack of respect; the ventures into the taboo; or the reflections of oneself found in the most gruesome of places? Make no mistake, this collection is for fun. I'll love you like a dog or an Irishman, with a bat or a fish, when you're looking or when there's a restraining order. If you are not offended at least once, this collection does not do its job. Consider this collection the perfect gift for yourself of the scorned love in your life.