"Long-Winded!" is a book written by two men who are related to each other. A Father and Son wrote this book with an equal mindset, yet still their approach was writing separately, and each author knew they needed creativity with words. This is a very tasteful masterpiece with a very open-spirited leading character called Polyester Infinite King. "Long-Winded!" is about a character who has his estate filled with guests for the evening, but three people haven't shown up, and Jasmin the butler becomes the hot topic. The main character has some interesting information that he would like to get off of his chest for his guests, and yes this book also has two extra bonus stories that are some stories to never forget, and a powerful message that was written, and the message stands all alone by itself and can be listened to everyday because of what the message explains is a reminder of what life represents. This book, "Long-Winded!" was created over a three and a half year period with an intense level of pondering about different ideas on how to start and finish the work. "Long-Winded!" has nearly thirty thousand words and is a Classic Masterpiece Novel according to its content. Store it on your mental bookshelf of books completed next to other great books because this book is extraordinary with all that it contains and is movie material with a thriller feeling consuming this book from the beginning to the end, but ten times better due to this is the book version, that can be read aloud to you or you can read the content and be directly captured mentally on a journey all the way to Bangkok. Thailand has Polyester King choosing not to bite his tongue, because Polyester says that he, "Bite Tongues When In Another Country." This book is definitely a book to enjoy as the pages turn. There were countless hours with a strong effort to bring the book to life, and everything is included. Drama, crime, suspense, comedy, gossip, and even the unknown is explained, to name a few things that this book has with its ingredients. Buy "Long-Winded!" asap and know that the buy is well worth your time.