This is a farcical look at celebrity worship in today's society through the eyes of Sid Straw, an affable, if not boring, software salesman who tries to rekindle an acquaintanceship with his former college classmate turned Hollywood star, Heather Locklear. His innocent letter requesting an auto-graphed picture begins a bizarre series of events that eventually costs him his job, foils his romantic intentions toward a co-worker, drains his finances, and generally ruins his life. Sid is a Don Quixote character with large blind spots regarding the fate of his one-sided correspondence with the movie star and his own behaviour. He cannot escape the wrath of lawyers, public relations bulldogs, angry bosses, and ex-girlfriends that drag his life down the tubes. Until he fights back.