It's September at Cemetery High and subjects for the new term include graveyard studies, ghost stories, instruments of torture and deadly poisons. The Head wants a pint of blood from everybody and the teachers have all turned into zombies. Meanwhile someone has opened a used-coffin business on the high street and deep underground a witch is planning something really nasty. It's up to Tom Midd and Pete Night to save the day...not to mention the entire town of Little Cemetery...