" If You Think Life Is Hard, Try Being Dead " Chartered accountant, Elton Pepper thought the future looked bright. With a beautiful new wife, a well-paid job and his favourite sausages for tea, what more could a humble, unassuming desk jockey ask for? Of course, he couldn't have been more wrong if he tried, unless he was a scientologist, which he isn't. Due to circumstances unforeseen, Elton soon finds himself in a bit of a bind, nay more than that, it is a horrifying, blood-curdling, terror-inducing nightmare and the only person who can help him, has two dirty great horns growing out the side of his billiard ball head. Cripes