In one year a man from England lost his £100,000 a year job, got arrested, turned 30, worked as an escort, went to Ibiza, sang "Ding Dong Merrily on High" on National TV, kissed another man, hit a sex-doll of a 19th floor balcony, slept with a celebrity, wrote a book, starred in three feature films, lost the love of his life, took over the top two floors of a building, watched the world's best DJ at the world's best club, ended up in court, paid £200 so an international smuggler could find his daughter, became a soldier, converted to Islam, turned gay, became a psychopath, applied for 825 jobs, got sacked, had a 4 day party, traveled the World, fled from 80 cavalry, lost his home, had a threesome, worked with the world's greatest living film director, became a Jehovah's Witness, hired 30 people, climbed up a hotel, hospitalised himself, and died on the streets of London.This is his story.