"Aye, and since ya' seem so sincere, I'll tell ya' the technique outright. Yer heart-most desire will come by great craving, untold wishing, and eternal yearning. Aye, 'til you're almost green in the face. And by such craving, wishing, and yearning, the Powers Above will allow ya' to give birth to a Human child. But there is a great price to be paid. Sadly, we can't marry our beloved, though we "can" bear their young."
""A very clever and tantalizing story that you may want to read more than once."-Editors"